Wear what thou wilt should be the whole of the law; especially when thou lookest this good in fishnet holdups.

Wear what thou wilt should be the whole of the law; especially when thou lookest this good in fishnet holdups.
In which your author invents the phrase “sideball”.
Hopefully you’re convinced that lingerie is for everybody and every body. The question is, where can you buy it?
Fashion-forward. Stylish. Adventurous. Open-minded. Hot. Normal!
It’s the exact opposite of searching on Amazon.
Mine and Adrian Mole’s birthdays are a few months apart and I have always felt a kinship to him, quite apart from being the only person who recognises Adrian as the greatest poet in the English language.
Do you want to know something? I was 49 before I had a mirror in my bedroom. That’s how long I spent trying to deal with the way I look.
Non-threatening bum fun for beginners by means of an overstimulated pencil.
Clearly I’m giving out the right signs because a moment later Emily leans in close, very close. “You’ve not tried to kiss me yet,” she purrs. “Are you gay?”