“What does it do?” “Nothing.” “Really, what does it do?” “Whatever it does, it’s doing it now.”

“What does it do?” “Nothing.” “Really, what does it do?” “Whatever it does, it’s doing it now.”
Funny, sad, touching, triggering, endearing and heartwarming, and that’s just the cover. Read it, now.
It’s a problem that has haunted mankind since the dawn of time; is it possible to find a gender-free suspender belt?
In which your author invents the phrase “sideball”.
NB: the bi prefix in ‘bisexual’ relates to ‘same gender’ and ‘other gender’. It does not mean ‘men’ and ‘women’.