“What does it do?” “Nothing.” “Really, what does it do?” “Whatever it does, it’s doing it now.”

“What does it do?” “Nothing.” “Really, what does it do?” “Whatever it does, it’s doing it now.”
Make no bones about it; these may be marketed to women, but they’re as unisex as briefs get.
It’s a problem that has haunted mankind since the dawn of time; is it possible to find a gender-free suspender belt?
In which your author invents the phrase “sideball”.
Fashion-forward. Stylish. Adventurous. Open-minded. Hot. Normal!
What’s the difference between underwear, lingerie, and lingerie designed for men?
If clothing is the representation of the self, then maybe underwear is the representation of the inner self.